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The Coming 2010 Philippine Election & Boob Circus Creates a Fiesta Mocking Frenzy

The National Boob errrr Bureau of Investigation or NBI is hot on the trail of the leak, no not Gloria Arroyo's plastic boob leak that some smart aleck says they intend to put a plug to stop the national embarrassment but the source of the leak at the Asian Hospital. The place where it all started when Gloria Arroyo went for H1N1 check-up to earn her PR mileage showing even the president is willing to undergo self-quarantine if we go by the initial story telling a lie of presidential hogwash errr mouthpiece Cerge Remonde. What a disaster it was no not the nation but the bootlickers so used to deceiving people had a major debacle akin to Comical Ali's.
Virgilio GarcillanoPatricio Mangubat is asking if leaking the leak on the presidential boob job is in violation of a so-called penal code on national security. Well, that seems odd or better yet to borrow Cerge Remonde's heavy Visayan accent description of the boob job leak as ahbbsoorhd errr absurd because a boob job is a boob job and however you look at it, it's still a boob job nothing more nothing less. It has nothing to do with national security at whatever angle you look at it except in the eyes of bootlickers of the Garcified regime.

The poor fellow whoever he/she is in big trouble and I don’t think the NBI should be running after the culprit just because they are our prestigious National BOOB errr Bureau of Investigation that runs after boob job faulty, fake or otherwise. Medical records are supposed to be confidential and it can only be divulged to a third party if the patient gave his/her consent but this is the president of a country although with questionable mandate still runs the show and therefore we had the right to know. Furthermore knowing her health condition is in no way a national security concern. Had Cerge Remonde and the palace people been more straight forward with the Filipino people this would not have reached into a national mockery.

What's up with the Department of Injustice poking their finger on the boob errr the leak, don't they have other more pressing cases to pursue than search and harass the source of the leak? Hopefully not to suffer the same fate as Bentain, Acza Ramirez, Jun Lozada and many others who could have sent people in the vacation destination that Romeo Jalosjos the convicted pedophile spent some leisure time.. the Bilibid Prisons.

True, there are issues that merit our attention than this presidential mammoplasty augmentation and according my new found Facebook friend Fengshui Aldric, they are making a boob errr a mountain of Gloria Arroyo’s mole errr molehill as if our natural resources has gone scarce…. a political farce that is. Well said my friend and how I agree that whatever legacy this administration will leave us if ever they have any intention to leave ranging from plastic governance to plastic surgery all the way to Lore-LIE Fajardo, yikes, what ever that means or is she?

Lintang BedolWhat is really disturbing in this national embarrassment is a reflection of the poor priority in allocating resources to petty investigation that embarrasses Gloria Arroyo when there are embarrassments that literally make a mockery of the system such as Lintang bedol. The fugitive Lintang Bedol who they seem unwilling to locate (last reported possibly in the US) was sentenced to six months of imprisonment and fined P1,000 after being found guilty of indirect contempt by the COMELEC. While the NBI scrambles to locate the boob leak years have passed where Lintang Bedol could not be found, no formal charges has been filed in the electoral fraud where he is a suspect. If Bedol was the increbedol errr is truly a sign of this administration’s incredulity what about the original math wizard backdoor operator Virgilio Garcillano? Talk about credibility right, not only do cheaters make a mockery of the electoral process, now the woman cheating errr seating by the Pasig River Palace is also one boob errr big mockery courtesy of incorrigible fumbling presidential mouthpiece Remonde and the gang errr palace officials.

So where are the twin nightmares of the national fiesta we call elections in the Philippines? Leslie Bocobo at FaceBook says Garci and Bedol are currently enrolled in a crony computer school taking up 'Automation 101.' To which Ferrum Mann brilliantly posted his response at FaceBook notes below.

My FB buddy Les Bocobo published this on his wall:

Garci and Bedol are currently enrolled in a crony computer school taking up 'Automation 101'.
To which, famed journalist/reporter Arlyn Dela Cruz replied:
"Sino kaya ang mag-top sa klase?"
I gave it a deep thought and I came up with this reply:
Nothing will happen. Graduation is coming up in two sems and Garci and Bedol are still stuck in key punching.

They may have mastered
COBOL (Cheating Operations in Bangsamoro-Occupied Lands) prior to enrolment, but
BASIC (Bello's Antipolo Sweatshop to Impose Counterfeits),
FORTRAN (Forgery Operations to Replace True Results by Addition and Negation) and
PASCAL (Police and Armed Soldiers Colluding with Arroyo's Lapdogs) are old systems that have been deemed obsolete by the new computers.

They might as well use
WINDOWS VISTA (Winner Is Now Decided Offline, in the Warehouse, before Shipping; Vote Is Switched To Administration).

If they do, it's time the people do a power re-boot!
Now that is brilliant I should say......

Where will this election lead us? Will this be a turning point towards political maturity or manurity? I can't help but compare this with Iranian Blogger and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who says vote, despite being derided by critics, was the 'freest and the healthiest election the world has ever seen' and that ' the path people are taking is clearer than before.'

Sounds familiar Isn't it? It is all about who can tell a bigger lie and no one can do anything about it. Never mind that people are rioting in the streets of Tehran or people in different neighborhoods climbing up their rooftops during and after his speech chanting "God is great!" and Death to the dictator!" just like Gloria Arroyo who was caught with her leaking breast err pants down ooops yikes I meant exposed in a taped conversation in rigging the last election still deludes herself and deceives the people of a "clear mandate."

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Angel Matos the Cuban Taekwondo Pesky Fly

The Beijing Olympics is over a feat of awesome preparation and management skills to the tune of US$41Billion the most expensive game in history but well worth it in terms of garnering the most gold for their athletes at 51 far more than the 36 for the US.

While there are some minor kinks they are overshadowed by the event in the most elaborate visual feast in epic proportion showcasing a vast array of talents and skills in a nation with a billion people.
Angel Matos the Cuban Taekwondo Pesky FlyWhen you open the windows flies will get in, this is an observation coming from reformist Deng Xiaoping as he once observed and who has a say on who are the flies will be determined by the Communist leaders prevailing mood. Of course the flies from their point of view will be the human rights activist and the pesky journalist trying to show the other side of China but as far as the Political Jaywalker is concerned the biggest fly will be Cuban Taekwondo athlete Angel Matos and his coach Leudis Gonzales.

Angel Matos was winning until Kazakhtan’s Arman Chilmanov gave him a good whopping that he fell on the mat. For taking too much injury time sitting and waiting forever for medical attention he was disqualified and there goes the fly on a tantrum rage. Here is how FoxNews described the incident:
Cuban coach Leudis Gonzalez offered no apology for Matos' actions during the men's over-80 kg match.

Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov. He was sitting awaiting medical attention when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out.

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden. Matos then spat on the floor and was escorted out.

"He was too strict," Gonzalez said, referring to the decision to disqualify Matos. Afterward, he charged the match was fixed, accusing the Kazakhs of offering him money.

"This is a strong violation of the spirit of taekwondo and the Olympic Games. The sanctions are the following and are effective immediately: Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the [World taekwondo Federation] and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased," said the announcer, reading a WTF release.

In his first match, Matos defeated Italy's Leonardo Basile, then beat China's Liu Xiaobo 2-1 in the quarterfinals. But he lost to South Korean Cha Dong-min in the semis to land in the bronze-medal match.

"To me it was obvious he was unable to continue," Chilmanov said. "His toe on his left foot was broken."

Matos won the gold medal in this division at the 2000 Sydney Games, dedicating the victory to his mother, who died on the day of the opening ceremony. At the 2004 Athens Games, he finished 11th.

If he is so desperate in winning the elusive gold he should just talk to kupit Mike and silent partner errr contract signing witness Gloria Arroyo who won Gold, Silver and Copper before the games were even held.

Well blow me down and slap me silly as long as it is not a karate kick by Angel Matos, lol, it appears that even Fidel Castro is not just just buying the "corrupt Olympic judges" but peddling it even. Castro was quoted as saying in one of his essays that the "mafia" succeeded in "laughing at the rules of the Olympic Committee," hooray for victim hood.

Talk about the Olympic spirit of sportsmanship……….. Matos will be remembered alright as the kink in the most elaborate Olympic Games ever held in history. An odd man out while athletes the world over sees their commonality amidst the diversity celebrates their oneness, he will go down as an out of place pesky fly……..but then again who the heck does he think he is?



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Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar and his 86 wives

You don’t have to be a jihad suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in the after life if we go by Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84 years old and still going strong former teacher and preacher/healer in marrying off 86 wives. Mohammed Bello Abubakar advises other man not to marry more than 10 or even dream of the suicide bombers 72 virgins (and that is in the afterlife) because it will kill them. Unlike ordinary mortals his sexual prowess was from “god” according to his claims that gave him the stamina that normally kills any mortal in his situation. MohammedBelloAbubakarHe brags that he never seek out these women but they gladly fornicate errr marry him with some about a quarter his age and some as young as his children. This guy is so “powerful” claiming his stud prowess was from Allah resulting in 170 children.

How he convinces the women that sought him out are just weird if not perverse but it happens and it seems the wives are just filled with “bliss” when “god” urge them to marry the old man old enough to be their great grandfather.

These women initially came for help on some illnesses which he “miraculously” heal and that starts a “love affair” with the help of god telling them to marry the old man. Why not just pay him instead for his quackery healing and maybe they can marry off other guys with just 4 wives instead of 86.

Abubakar is seen by some of his 86 wives as the next in line of Prophet Mohammed are all unemployed with no fix income to support their huge family living in squalid quarters. Spending as much as $915 per day on meals alone he sends out his battalion of children to beg for 200 naira (&1.69) which if they all did would bring in about $290 to support the whole clan.

With Mohammed Bello Abubakar showing the way to a “blissful” married life surpassing the suicide bombers lust for 72 virgins in the after life maybe its about time they reconsider killing themselves along with innocent others just so they can copulate with 72 virgins……. and they don’t have to die either its all done in this life.

Update: 8/22/08

Looks like Mohammed Bello Abubakar will have to divorce 82 of his wives to whittle it down to 4 or face death according to Nigerian authorities in a report below:
Nigerian media and the BBC interviewed Abubakar two weeks ago, when he claimed there was no punishment in the Koran for having more than four wives.

However, the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) last week blasted Abubakar, who is considered a heretic for his claims of being able to speak directly to Allah.

NSCIA Secretary-General Dr Abdul-Lateef Adegbite told Nigerian newspaper Punch that the NSCIA's President-General and Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa'ad Abubakar, was embarrassed by Abubakar's behaviour.
Now, Mr. Polygamist claims his marrying 86 wives has "Allah's" blessing, the question is who really has direct access,
Mohammed Bello Abubakar or the Islamic council?

News source: Nigerian advises against 86 wives

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