The Twelve DISS of Christmas & Joc Joc Bolantes' Grief by Cabring of Datu's Tribe

Alternative XMas carols (politically ribbed for your pleasure) by Cabring of Datu's Tribe

ANG PASKO KO’Y SUMABIT (Hinaing ni Bolante)
(Tune: “Ang Pasko ay Sumapit” ni Levi Celerio)

ang Pasko ko’y sumabit
ngunit ‘di pa rin aawit
kahit sa magdamagang hearing
dahil, diyos ko, ako’y may feeling

kung ako ay magsiwalat
may tatlong pari na dadalaw
at ang bawat isa
ay may ihahandog na dasal pang-patay

bagong taon kala’y bagong-buhay
humingi ng asylum du’n kay Uncle Sam
ako ay nagsikap upang di makita
ginawa ko para kay ma’am!

ayaw ko talagang umawit
balak ko lang ay tumahimik
kalusuga’y naiipit
kapag namatay, bagsak ko’y di sa langit
St. Luke’s pa naman may kamahalan
kaya inyong sundin ‘tong gintong aral
kung mabubuking kayo
sa probinsya magtago, ‘wag nang mangibang-bayan!

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The Twelve DISS of Christmas
(Tune: “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

On the 1st day of Christmas, the president gave to me: A SCANDAL FROM ZTE!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the president gave to me: DILUTED FERTILIZERS and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the president gave to me: TRIGGER-HAPPY COPS, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 4th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: JOBLESS FILIPINOS, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 5th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted fertilizers, and a scandal from ZTE!

On the 6th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: GOVERNMENT STATISTICS, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 7th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: IMPORT LIBERALIZATION, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 8th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: POLITICAL REPRESSION, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 9th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

On the 10th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION, Human Rights Violations, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE

On the 11th day of Christmas, the president gave to me: CHA-CHA TERM EXTENSIONS, Corrupt Administration, Human Rights Violations, Political Repression, Import Liberalization, Government Statistics, FIVE ABALOS BURGERS! Jobless Filipinos, Trigger-happy Cops, Diluted Fertilizers, and a Scandal from ZTE!

BUT ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, THE PRESIDENT RECEIVED FROM ME:

WIDESPREAD CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE (widespread civil disobedience!)
NEGATIVE APPROVAL RATINGS (negative approval ratings!)
MULTI-SECTORAL DEMONSTRATIONS (multi-sectoral demonstrations!)
SCAMS, EXPOSES, and SCANDALS (scams, exposes, and scandals!)
INTERNATIONAL CONDEMNATION (international condemnation!)
HUMAN RIGHTS REPORTS and BRIEFINGS (human rights reports and briefings!)
PLUNDER and IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS (plunder and impeachment hearings!)

FIVE ABALOS BURGERS!

Brother Mike’s REFUSAL
Prayers for the DAMNED
A Diet Plan for FG
And a New Pair of ELEVATOR HEELS! =)

This was posted by Renato Reyes, Jr. at Facebook, for more "alternative" XMas carols click on The Twelve DISS of Christmas...... Gloria's gift awaits you.... click here.

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