Saudi Islamic Cleric Issues Fatwa Against Mickey Mouse

What?????? Mickey Mouse……. A Saudi Islamic Cleric issues a fatwa against Mickey Mouse? An email from JMCNepomuceno of Neo-Filipino shows exactly what could have been the most unusual if not hilarious subject I have seen that makes you wonder how crazy people get in these times.

The email cited a report from Israel Today about Sheikh Mohammed Al-Munajid a prominent Saudi Islamic Cleric issuing a fatwa or religious edict against Mickey Mouse as an agent of Satan sent to corrupt young minds.

The Sheikh told Al-Majd Television his beef with Mickey Mouse is that Mickey is a rat, no not because Mickey Mouse ratted on him but it seems he has just figured that out only now. A stool pigeon errr a mouse he says is a creature that Islam sees as “repulsive and corrupting.”

Fatwa according to wikipedia:

A fatwā (Arabic: فتوى‎; plural fatāwā Arabic: فتاوى‎), in the Islamic faith is a religious opinion on Islamic law issued by an Islamic scholar. In Sunni Islam any fatwa is non-binding, whereas in Shia Islam it could be, depending on the status of the scholar. Western media frequently uses the term incorrectly to specifically mean an Islamic law pronouncing a death sentence upon someone who is considered an infidel or a blasphemer, whereas the term's correct definition is significantly broader.

It may have broader definition but in lieu of Sheikh Mohammed Al-Munajid’s brilliant discovery who says that Islamic law refers to the mouse as a “little corrupter” and a creature that is “steered by Satan” he subsequently grants permission to all Muslims to “kill (mice) in all cases.”

That seems broad enough starting with Mickey Mouse ending with an order to kill all rats, not that I am against the Muslims exterminating rats but what exactly will they do to Mickey Mouse is a concern as there are 72 virgin loving Mujaheedin numb nuts on the loose out there.

Little children are frantic and started to hide their Mickey Mouse in their closet, no they are not closet queens but just to make sure some 72 virgin loving Talibani do not see their collection of Mickey Mouse who might just snap and follow the brilliant Sheikh Al-Munajid’s fatwa.

The Sheikh insisted that according to Islamic law “Mickey Mouse should be killed,” and they did even before he issued the verdict when a look-a-like Mickey Mouse named Farfur on Hamas children television program was “martyred” by of all people an “Israeli.” To make matters worse as it is, how can television programmer teach children early on about hate and killing is just insane as seen here:

A child then calls the show. The host says, “You have surely seen how Farfur died as a martyr at the hands of the Jews. What would you like to say to the Jews?”

The 3-year-old girl, Shaimaa, answers, “We don’t like the Jews because they are dogs! We will fight them. They have killed Farfur!”

Now why in the name of 72 virgins will they want their children to hate and shouldn’t the Sheikh mellow down by now when they have killed errr “martyred” their own version and leave the original western Mickey Mouse alone? Seriously Mr. Shiekhy, enough of the martyrdom, killing, and hate, after all Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character in case you have not noticed. There is that pesky little gadget that always gets lost called remote control that will enable you to change the channel on your idiot box or turn it off if rats really bother you........... If the Sheikh will not call off the Fatwa I am sure Mickey Mouse knows who to turn to for help..... Elmer Fudd their worst nightmare.

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